Demi Moore helps roast ex-husband Bruce Willis

Danny Woods
July 16, 2018

The Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis isn't scheduled to air until July 29th, yet numerous best jokes and surprises from Saturday night's taping in Los Angeles are already making the rounds online. "Scout asked me not to say anything, but just last week he offered her a thousand dollars to change his diaper ... some things never change".

According to TMZ, one of her best lines of the night was, "I look at our marriage like "The Sixth Sense".

On July 29, Comedy Central will air "The Roast of Bruce Willis", which includes roasters such as Nikki Glaser, Lil Rel Howery, Dom Irrera, Edward Norton, Kevin Pollak, Jeff Ross, Willis' Moonlighting co-star Cybill Shepherd, Martha Stewart and NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman. "I want people to see it". She delivered a "sweet, but brutal" speech at the event.

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What do you think of Demi's comedy act? "If you had done that movie today you would have not only gotten an Oscar, you would get a cabinet position in the White House".

Even the pair's children - who were sitting in the crowd - were cracking up with laughter, especially when Demi shone a light on Bruce's career choices and perhaps not-so successful film roles. "I most definitely can not". Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself, you had much bigger failures. To which he said: "Why be President when I can be Bruce f*cking Willis?!"

Vulture pointed out that Willis contradicts the movie's co-screenwriter Steven Souza, who just took to Twitter in December to tell CNN's Jake Tapper and others that yes, "Die Hard" is, in fact, a Christmas movie. Not so for Willis. Before the roast ended, Willis pointed out that one of the roastees from the past went on to be President (he was, of course, referring to Trump). The audience grew restless and let loose a few boos when he brought up his affinity for North Korea's dictator, telling Willis, "You keep making these bomb movies like Kim, but at least he is smart enough not to release his".

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