Danica Patrick's opening monologue at the ESPYs went for some easy jokes

Danny Woods
July 21, 2018

"Los Angeles transplant is also what he Googles when he needs new hair".

Patrick also mocked James infamous "short suits" that he wore during the 2018 NBA Playoffs run.

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Of course, Patrick hasn't forgotten that the ESPYs are all about sports, and there hasn't been any shortage of memorable moments over the past year.

Over the years, the host's monologue has become one of the most-watched parts of the show, where usually no athlete is safe from a joke.

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During the late-night appearance, Patrick said she will "absolutely not" make fun of her beau, despite Kimmel's jokes. "It's time to talk about the elephant in the room". A Twitter user even commented "Danica Patrick telling jokes is like Fergie singing the National anthem..."

"The Golden State Warriors once again won the NBA Finals", Patrick said. An audience cutaway showed NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Dan Marino absolutely stone faced. Others looked uncomfortable or winced.

Patrick proved a good sport by taking aim at herself.

Patrick managed just one win in Japan on the IndyCar circuit during her career. She did a parody of the movie I Tonya that fell completely flat.

Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is known for his personality, both on and off the field, which is why he was the ideal candidate to star in a video mockumentary with his girlfriend, Danica Patrick.

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